Lying Missionary…Not The Position

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Lying Missionary…Not The Position

I think one of the worst things you can do to piss me off,  is lie to me. I hate it with a passion. Its a waste of time and energy to let the words fly out of your mouth, through the ether’s and into the space of someone else. I Cant stand it. This subject comes up as a complete irritation because of a phone call I got a little less than two weeks ago. This “nice” couple from Missouri who have been doing missionary work in Central America for 20 years called and wanted to talk about possibly buying my house and taking over the business.

Now I have to admit when they first said that they were missionaries I cringed. Then I thought, well now, don’t judge, its their belief system and you have yours and blah blah blah. So I let it go and took a different path. After one and a half hours on the phone with them answering all of their questions about the area and about the house and business etc. they sounded very excited.

Mrs. Missionary said that she would book in with her adult daughter on the 12th for a few days to see if she would like it in person. I had offered to show them around and give them as much local knowledge as I could. This would be while Mr. Missionary went on to take care of some business in Nicaragua. So I am thinking great, I can get a little business and help them out and prep for possible sale. That’s how it was left and then I heard silence. Deafening silence from the very phone they called me on.

I Googled them and they have quite a following . They do lots of work like they said in Central America. At least that part was true. At this point I was thinking ,now Picasso, you are just being impatient. It was still well before the 12th and they will probably contact you with a reservation request. I let another week go by and nothing. So I did what I usually do and I picked up my pendulum for a little guidance. I asked if it was astute to make contact via email and I got a yes.

So I emailed these nice “Christian” folks. The response was “sorry for the inconvenience but they will wait to sell their home before buying in Panama”. Fucking lying ass missionary bastards…yes I really did just cuss at some freakin missionaries. They can lie like the best of them. I mean really, why are you going to waste and hour and a half of my life.

If for some reason they do come my direction, I will lay the biggest PITA tax on them (pain in the ass) it will make their head spin. I am so sick of helping people only to be lied to. I am just over it. If you are a freakin missionary its best you don’t tell me because I’m going to probably test you on your ability to be above board and honest. Like most every “missionary” I’ve met so far has been pretty much full of shit.

You have nothing to do with God. You are in the God business but you have no idea what being astute is or walking this planet with awareness for the greater good of people around you. Lying rat bastards. Yeah so next time you are talkin about missionary this or that,  make it the position and I’m more likely to listen. Other than that keep your bible thumping lies to yourself.

By | 2013-12-07T22:03:38+00:00 December 7th, 2013|Featured, I'm Just Sayin...|0 Comments

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